All-Night Shivaratri Vigil TONIGHT!!! /// NYC Broome Street Ganesh Temple

Broome Street Temple – Sivaratri from Picture Farm on Vimeo.

I’ve come out of my scholarly slumber to post this, so obvees it’s gonna be special. All the details and schedule are posted here:

Sivaratri is one of the grand and important festivals held each year at the temple. This year we will be holding the all-night vigil on February 19th. During the vigil, there will be continuous worship of Lord Siva in His Linga form, chanting of the sacred Panchakshari Mantra (Om Namah Sivaya), and kirtan.

In the Puranas (ancient Hindu books of stories regarding the creation of the Universe, of Gods, Sages and Kings etc) there is a saying: “Abhisheka priya Siva” – ritual bathing is dear to Siva. Siva, as the great Yogi, churns within himself tremendous fire, called tapas, which has immense power, heat, and infinite potential. It is through this fire that He creates and destroys the universe. Siva’s intense inner fire is an infinite reservoir of creative energy that anyone can ‘tap’ into through personal tapas for healing, regeneration and spiritual growth. His destructive nature refers to the removal of the veils of ignorance that cloud our perception. When the veils of ignorance are burned away by the fire of knowledge, we can enter into the non-dual reality of sat-chid-ananda, pure truth, consciousness and bliss. Siva’s destruction is one that brings transcendent peace.

During Sivaratri, the devotee bathes Siva in order to cool His burning heat – for if He is too hot, he is difficult for us to approach, like approaching a huge roaring fire. Ritual worship, called puja, in its most pure manner, is done to please the Lord. Siva has an intense inner fire, so bathing Him with cooling substances such as milk, yogurt, ghee, honey, sugar and fruit juices is said to be pleasing to Him.

The substances also have inner significance, and represent the different states of consciousness which we experience daily: waking, dreaming, deep sleep. There is also a plane of existence beyond these three, called Turiya, which is transcendent, and is not a state as it has no change, transformation, or object – it is purely subjective, pure witness consciousness. Milk, if churned, turns to yogurt; from yogurt we can make butter, and then ghee. These are the first three states. In the Chandogya Upanishad, honey is compared to the Self of all beings, due to its liquid, golden sweetness, so all of the sweet things offered, such as honey, sugar and the like, signify the different levels of Self awareness.

During the all-night vigil, all the attendees and devotees will have the opportunity to bathe the Linga in the sanctum during the chanting of the Vedic mantras, and participate in this ancient and profound ritual.

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Mysterious (Though Probs Shouldn’t Have Been Touched) “Thing” Found in Old Trinity Cemetery

Scouting NY is a fantastic site that we should all be thankful for, as it covers hidden and not-so-hidden locations in and around the NYC area. And recently, Sir Scout found himself wandering around the Old Trinity Cemetery up in Washington Heights and came across this piece of string tied to a drainage grate:

www.scoutingny.com

Now, I’ll let you click here to find out what was attached to said string, but please know these things:

  1. I’m not into promoting the rooting around of graveyards unless of course you find something really cool like a string attached to a drainage grate.
  2. If I’m posting about this, you can assume that what’s on the end of the string is intriguing in a “margins of spiritual NYC” way.
  3. Scout makes some assumptions about supposed Santeria paraphernalia left behind on graves that I think are misleading.
  4. I kinda wish I had Scout’s job.

Enjoy.

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Santa and Lighted Christmas Trees Are As Local As That $35 Artisan Cupcake You’re About To Swallow

Thanks to Gothamist (via Ephemeral NY) on this one. Just when you thought this local thing was gonna fizzle (wait…someone thinks “local” is gonna fizzle?), it turns out NYC has been hard for local-everything long before 2009! And, if you ignore Santa (who’s also apparently local), it sorta started with the Christmas tree:

[I]n 1882, Edward Johnson, a VP for Thomas Edison, came up with an idea: He put a string of 80 twinkling electric lights—colored red, white, and blue with crepe paper—around his own Christmas tree in his Fifth Avenue home….

Boom! And a tradition was born. However, this newfangled futuristic abomination wasn’t for the lowly poor peeps who had to keep using all those wax candles to burn down their apartments illuminate their forested wonders…

His electric lights attracted media attention and became a sensation among the wealthy [emphasis mine]. (ENY)

Ain’t that somethin’? Remember when the chair was just for those higher up on the social step stool?

“for many centuries and indeed for thousands of years it was an article of state and dignity rather than an article of ordinary use.”

That’s right. Even the chair has been handed down to us. ‘Cause any good person knows that we are basically living on the largest “chair” in the world…the Earth…and that a chair is just a way of gettin’ up high above everyone else (all the while slowly killing yourself and your psoas in the process).

And now this? Christmas lights just another hand-me-down from the rich. Humbug!

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Crowley’s Feast for Death ¦¦ Tonight

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Came across this while forcing some food down my throat before class.

I like the note about Crowley’s other “accomplishments.” Mountaineering? Sweet.

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Brooklyn Halloween Homes ¦¦ Check Out New York Shitty’s Halloween Watch Images

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New York Shitty takes a crap ton of photos (pun honestly not intended, so I gots to leave it in) of street art, random visual non-sequiturs, and found objects throughout the Brooklyn ‘hoods (largely Williamsburg and Greenpoint). And lately NYS has got some good stuff on Halloween home decor. Start checking it out here: http://www.newyorkshitty.com/greenpoint-goodness/?p=69149

PS- Obviously Halloween is a spiritual holiday for me, so….

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Manhattan Storage Makes Humorous Religio-Political (new term?) Commentary

Riding home from a three-hour lecture on Taoist alchemy and “sexology,” I found myself uncontrollably staring at the above Manhattan Storage ad (those forever kinda sorta very clever ones) thinking to myself, “Does that really say what I think it says?” From what I know about advertising in the postmodern era, this means that the ad has “worked.” Blasted post-grad advertising youths! (shaking fist in air).

Apparently, the funny storage company (weird to think there is such a thing. I mean, how hilarious is storage?) has been using the politically-motivated religious stuffs for some time. Fun!

Jesus, God (aren’t they the same?), and the rapture after the jump…

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Check this out: Macabre & Mysticism show!

I’m starting to find it possible to post stuff again. That’s fantastic, right? Some of the posts might be a bit bare bones to start, but let’s just do this!

Here’s an art opening that’s got all the makings of dark mystical greatness. The lovely Phantasmaphile linked it:

http://www.phantasmaphile.com/2011/10/macabre-mysticism-show.html

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Mud Slinger Baba Rampuri Racks Up Sh*t Talk Karma

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For those on the inside, the possibility of a NYC Kumbh Mela in 2012 has been a giddily guarded semi-secret for almost a year. The idea in its essence was simple: bring a 4000-year-old-never-left-India festival to the states. Sounds easy enough, unless of course you factor in politics-politics, spiritual-politics, ego-politics, money-politics, religion-politics, and for good measure, and just because they seem to pop up everywhere you turn, hipster-fixed-gear-politics.

Anyway, all those dreams of catching a glimpse of naked dreadlocked chillum chain smokers covered in dead people ashes standing next to Bloomburg along the East River have ended up dead in the water. NYCKM ain’t happening, folks. And according to celebrity sadhu, Baba Rampuri, it’s all Eddie’s fault!

From Baba Rampuri’s Facebook(!) page:

Our 2012 NEW YORK KUMBH MAHAYAJNA has been canceled by successful New Age entrepreneur Eddie Stern, the lead organizer in New York, and ended our nearly one year of work to bring the gift of Blessings of World Peace and Prosperity when they are so sorely needed. I am disappointed at this unfortunate turn of events.

Eddie had dropped names and convinced me he had the ability and commitment to make the event happen, I did extensive work over several months laying the foundation and then after repeated assurances from Eddie I finally arranged Juna Akhara’s agreement to participate and H.H. Swami Avdheshanand Giri Ji to preside over the Mahayajna. Eddie acknowledged the magnitude of this event and he rejoiced — but two months later Eddie abruptly cancelled the event. Juna Akhara took offense at the cancelation and took further offense at Eddie’s letter (through a surrogate) suggesting they accept as his reason the idea that there was no more money in the US. Everyone knows that there is enormous private and public wealth in the US and around the world and that worthwhile projects usually find suitable funding.”

I mean really, what better way for a sadhu to air out stinky spiritual laundry than on his Facebook status, which in case you didn’t know, is the ideal location to convey all sensitive adult smack talking, proving once again that anti-social mediums that require little to no accountability make everyone sound like a sixteen-year-old.

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Sex Toys For Non-Goys |:| Kosher in Babeland

Actually, this one is for dogs, soooo....

So, I recently started massage therapy school, or as we like to call it “Manual Therapy” school. As such, it’s been a little on the difficult side this first week to have coherent thoughts on matters marginal and even harder to get said thoughts down on virtual paper. That’s not to say I don’t have a back log of material waiting to be posted, but rather that I haven’t been able to say something fantastic about any of it.

In keeping with that theme…

Gothamist ran a short piece on Kosher Sex Toys, an online site catering to Orthodox(xx) Jews interested in a modestly packaged “sensual solid glass toy that has all the perks!”

From the site:

KosherSexToys.net’s mission is to provide married adults with products that can help enhance their intimate moments without involving crude or indecent pictures or text. Every product we provide – unlike those in many other online stores – is sent to you without any crude packaging or accompanying materials. Our website – while obviously only for married adults – contains no crude or indecent pictures or text. We believe that only two people belong in the bedroom – and bringing pictures of others in can only harm a marriage.

Turns out, sex in orthodox communities isn’t all that bad, so now you can stop having those goyish better-than-thou thoughts while riding your fixed gear through a neighborhood you’re actually less welcome in than you had hoped.

The Post asked Orthodox Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, author of the book “Kosher Sex,” what he thought of the website, and he gave quite a vivid answer: “The greatest misconception in pop culture is that religious people are pious in bed. In fact, Orthodox Jewish couples are taught, once they get engaged, to have phenomenal, shout-out-loud, swinging-from-the-chandelier sex.” Thank you for that, Rabbi, but one question remains: Can they use the battery-powered vibrators on Shabbos? Or do they need a Shabbos Goy to come turn it on for them?

I thought that was funny.

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Modern Day Mummifiation |:| First Midnight Archive Video Up

Well, it actually happened, and right on schedule too! The first installment of destined-to-be-cult-classic web series, The Midnight Archive, is up for your viewing pleasure.

The creation of Ronni Thomas, a former editor at Troma (think: Toxic Avenger, et al.) whose left-of-center works can be found here, TMA’s first episode features PD Cagliastro [also here, here, and here] a modern day pet mummifier whose DIY mummification classes at Observatory in Brooklyn just keep getting sold out.

Despite not believing in any “otherworldiness” of death or life thereafter, Cagliastro is serious about her craft, treats every “client” with the utmost respect, and is more than happy to inscribe some parting mystic symbols on your cat mummy.

You can watch the entire 6-minute episode over at The Midnight Archive.

This is great stuff and I want much much more of it.

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Union Square “Sit On My Face” Guy (Now) “Smell Yr Farts” Guy Has a Vid About Him

From gothamist.com

Many times when I have told people that I write about spirituality in New York City these very kind and thoughtful listeners get excited to put me in touch with their “anthropologist friend,” or “history professor friend,” or “religious studies friend.” Of course, this is always welcome, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a little uncomfortable and immediately giggle and fumbly reply with gobs of, “Er, um, oh, hmm, uh, ah, er, hmmm,” etc., which is always my way of warning them about posts like this.

I mean, fart sniffer in Union Square as spiritual margins of NYC?

At least I think so.

Click over to Animal NY for the video. Good talk on freedom and all that…

PS- The interviewer is more or less a total douche.

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911 “Cross” Still in Ye Olde Hot Seat |:| Will It End Up In Hot Seat Memorial?

Very cross-like

Taking that symbol of cathartic hope and making it a symbol of the event itself has got a new cheerleader this week:

Rep. Michael Grimm (R-SI) said he’s pushing for protective status for the interlocking 20-foot steel beams in response to a lawsuit filed by the group American Atheists, which argues a “Christian icon” shouldn’t be in the 9/11 Memorial Museum.

“This cross was a symbol of hope and freedom at a time when New Yorkers were coping with . . . the aftermath of the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil,” Grimm said. He described the atheists’ opposition as “reprehensible.” [NY Post]

However, I think one of our commenters, “Jason,” on this article said it best:

To me this feels like something that really requires you to respect the conditions under which this form was erected. I can’t comprehend the feeling of being surrounded by dead bodies—being literally in the center of such an intense event—and having no way to express what you’re feeling in a way that anyone might hear. To see this form, find meaning in it (whether religious or not) and then erect it as a means of self expression is a viable way to work through the circumstances. In some ways this is more a piece of art than anything. And as art, it has numerous interpretations and is highly controversial. The second erecting of this as a memorial, may have unknown/questionable intentions. This is where it gets messy. The original was extremely expressive in just its angle. For instance, was it rising or falling? As art it left much to the imagination. The new vertical positioning and overall clean presentation seems to try to betray the original and attempts to be an answer and thus put an end to the original dialogue. It is no longer a culturally valued piece of civilian art encouraging a heated/ healthy public dialogue, but an economically valuable piece of corporate art diminished by a political board room dialogue.

Now you go….

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Aghoris Like Skulls |:| Broome Street Temple Celebrates Ten Years of Yogic Splendor |:| Svoboda Speaks Tonight!

A parched aghori pauses for a tot

About ten years ago I was living in Boulder, CO and reading a lot of spiritual books. Now, it’d be great if I could say spiritual “texts,” but really we all know these were books. Wild Nights by David Deida is book. It’s Here Now Are You? by Bhagavan Das is a book. The Teachings of Don Juan by Carlos Casteneda is a book. We know this because we italicize their names, unlike, say the Bible, or the Qur’an. But, that’s for the nerds.

Eventually, from somewhere fell into my lap Robert Svoboda‘s Aghora, which although definitely a book (see italics), because of it’s lesson-centric nature flirts with being an actual text. Book? Text? Book? Text? Eh, who knows and who cares? What I do know is that the Aghora trilogy (yes, there are three of them) is a collection of dense MF’ing tomes filled with tales of possession, shakti pat, alcohol, and kundalini rising told through the lens of Svoboda’s trickster aghori mentor, Vimalananda, a right thorn of a teacher (is there any other kind?) bent on subverting all that would remain nice and pleasant if simply left alone.

Turns out Robert, er, um, Dr. Robert Svoboda actually knows a thing or two or thousand himself, a whole slew of that specifically about Ayurveda, and hearing him speak in public has been a special joy of mine ever since realizing this. And tonight it can be a special joy for you too!

Dr. Robert Svoboda

Tonight at 7pm Manhattan’s own Broome Street Temple will be hosting Dr. Robert Svoboda, as well as kirtan with beauts Anjula and Nina Rao. This as part of a greater event celebrating the ten-year anniversary of the Ganesh Temple, one of three temples housed within the greater Broome Street Temple, installed by the late great teacher and master of Ashtanga Yoga, Pattabhi Jois. Below is the communique sent by the BST. You will find all the necessary deets there:

Hari Om!

We are gearing up for out 10th year Ganesh Temple anniversary, and we have several very special programs planned.

Our daily program can be found at www.broomestreettemple.org

On Thursday evening at 7pm, Ganesh Chaturthi day, Dr. Robert Svoboda will be delivering a special lecture.
Special Kirtan on Thursday will be with Anjula and Nina Rao.

Friday and Saturday for the homas and abhishekas we will be joined by the extremely learned Pandit Lakhman Sastrigal, who now resides in New Hampshire.

Saturday evening Acharya Krishnamurti from the Chinmaya Mission will lead us in a group Ganesh puja and explanation about the inner meaning of each step of the worship of Ganesh.

On Sunday, the day of the Ganesh parade, our special kirtan will be with Bhakti, from the Art of Living Foundation.

Prasad each day at 12:30/1 pm provided by the Bhakti Center.

In order to support the activities of the temple, each year at the Ganesh festival we offer different levels of donations for the temple services ranging from $11 for archana (flower offerings) to $750 to sponsor all five days of the festival. Donations can be made online or at the temple during the festival. This year, for all those who sponsor the entire week’s festival, Priest Prakash and Eddie Stern will come to your home or workplace to perform a special puja for you and your family.

We look forward to seeing you, and please feel free to contact us with any questions.

Yours,
Broome Street Temple

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No Sexy Spirituality Anymore? |:| Bummer |:| Retreat Centers Becoming Serious

“Tantra is radical positive insanity; the commitment, based on the experience of emptiness, to disappear without a trace into every moment.
—Ngakpa Chogyam Rinpoche, Wearing the Body of Visions

Is it just me, or have spiritual communities just gone and dried up (pun intended) when it comes to sexy sexy time? That is to say…

Whatever happened to all that sexual tension you used to feel at spiritual retreat centers?

Back when I was part of a Sufi Order in Boulder, CO, I would sometimes hear from spiritually-inclined people visiting about how sexually charged everything seemed to be out there. Like, apparently, you couldn’t go to a Reiki convention without someone trying to pick you up and get all tantric on your vagina. Of course, because I was living there, immersed in its ways and means, this all just seemed par for the course.

But, really…. I mean, I’m not the hardest person to look at, but ever since leaving that humble Bouldertown of cougars, these days staying at retreat centers seems to be all about the work, and the practice. WTF? Whatever happened to retreat centers being about the makeout in the single-person meditation cabin, or the heavy petting behind the zen garden?

Thanks a lot, this…

…for causing all that backlash and people feeling like they needed to find out what “real” tantra was—a serious method that incorporates the entire “fabric” of existence into one’s practice—as opposed to being simply a way of getting into yoga mom’s Prana shorts.

Discuss…

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Let’s Kill Gravity |:| Why Do People Hate Life?

I’ve had this insane Verso Shock Trampoline Technology* ad torn from the illustrious in-flight SkyMall magazine folded in my pocket for months, because I just couldn’t get enough of its pomp.

Am I the only one who feels like gravity isn’t really the enemy?

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*For some information about why this technology is actually counterproductive to your being more healthy, and for some and inspiration to go int he opposite direction, you can begin reading here. [barefoot running]

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